Have a Feferi gently booping around your dash!
This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!